I've learnt in life that the puns I find
the funniest are usually the ones that are met with the loudest groans and most
exaggerated eye rolls. Here is a collection of some of the worst (also known as the best) puns I've penned, in no particular order.
Did you hear about the botanist who was
killed by hospital staff? They accidentally gave him a poison IV.
They recently created a robot who can play
classical music fantastically. Only problem is they put his arms on the wrong
way and he can only play Bach-wards.
What's a fruit's biggest fear? Being
berry-d alive.
What's a fruit's second biggest fear?
Meeting another fruit that's into cann-apple-ism.*
I used to be a short film maker, but then I
had a growth spurt.
Did you hear about the classical musician
who had to go to anger management classes? He had a violin-t streak.
Read a book today titled 'The World'.
You'll never guess how it ends.
Read a book today titled 'Guide to Good
Wine'. It was a best cellar.
Read a book today titled 'What Type of
Cooling System Are You?' I wasn't a fan.
Did you hear about the guy who did his
grocery shopping at Officeworks? He found everything he needed for a staple
diet.
I think that's enough for now. Feel free to
add your own or extend upon these ones in the comments!
*Can't take all the credit for this one. A
genius at my work came up with the "cann-apple-ism" idea, just in a
different context.
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